Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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