Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
ok first of all what the fuck
Just puked most of my soul out..
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