We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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