and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he shaved USA in his pubs
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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