pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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