how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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