I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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