Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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