I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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