a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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