Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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