I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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