wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize