but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
