we have officially lost it.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
These tits shall not be calmed
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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