Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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