But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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