you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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