We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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