I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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