I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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