making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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