Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I will be naked everywhere
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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