i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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