do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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