Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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