sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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