i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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