we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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