the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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