Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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