sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Found your dick twin last night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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