He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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