My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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