Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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