accomplished twins. life is a go
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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