im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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