you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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