it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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