it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
her facebook's as public as her vagina
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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