people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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