My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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