I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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