Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
