We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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