his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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