party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
