covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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