she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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