On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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