Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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