I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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