But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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