MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
