you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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