Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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