I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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