Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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